Life Lesson #14: "Stop being useless, and start being pizza."
I honestly wish I could just tell some people this. It is one of the best pieces of advice I can offer. The world would be much more productive, efficient, and tasty, if this little quote was true...
I know this is not serious advice. You should not start stuffing cheese in your ears and stacking pepperoni on your head, but you should stop being useless. (If you are useless, you know who you are!)
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